Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness #38

Wednesday Weirdness #38: Hypothetical!Questions
by: Bella Dreamer with help from Amorous Rocker & Carrying Me Away

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These questions are all hypothetical scenarios. Read along and have fun! ANSWER HONESTLY!

1- Times are hard and you get laid off. You turn to the adult entertainment industry and decide to get into sexing it up on camera. You're now a porn star. Even though you now do porn for a living, you still hold on to a little morale, ethics and dignity. What are 3 things, sexually, that you rule out as absolutely not happenings no matter the amount of money?

No feces; Nothing dangerous (ala needles, breath, etc); No Beastiality


2- Pretend you spent a busy day running errands and come home in the afternoon when no one else is home. You come in, sit things down and head to the kitchen. You find a dead body laying in the kitchen floor. What would you do?

Assuming my family was not home, I'd leave the house, get in the car and call the police. If family is home, then I'd call the police while searching for my family, then leave the house.

3- After some extensive testing, scientists found out you have a special supernatural skill that could be put to use to save 20,000 men and women all over the world. The only catch is after you use it, you will die. If you don't use it, 30,000 people will die but you'll still be alive and won't suffer any illness or strange side effects of your special supernatural skill. Are you willing to sacrifice your life for 20,000 people?

I'd like to say I'd sacrifice myself for the good of others. I'd just have to hope those that perish were the deserving kind (murders, rapists) or those suffering from terminal disease that had left them in an overwhelming amount of pain thereby allowing them some peace. But if even one of those people that would perish was the one true love of my life, I'd sacrifice w/o even thinking.

4- You are at a concert. A fight breaks out and the person in front of you gets hit by the person beside you. They turn around and think it's you and no amount of reasoning will convince them otherwise. They are taller by several inches and outweigh you by around 50 pounds. You are about to get punched and possibly manhandled. How do you get out of it and avoid injury?

If I had done anything possible to avoid a fight, then at that point its time to start battling. And war is not fair and when at such a large disadvantage, take no prisoners.

5- You're having a dinner party with your close friends. One close friend asks if it is fine if they bring a date along. You ask your friend if their date is someone they trust to act well mannered and respectful to others. Your friend sings the praises of their date and you agree to let them bring their date to the dinner party. Once there, their date turns out to be crude, obnoxious, disrespectful and all around a real vile ass to be around. Do you tough it out and later apologize to your other guests? Pull your friend aside and tell them to reign in their date? Confront the friends date about their vile behavior?

Talk to my friend privately to see if they can handle it, if not, then talk to the friend directly. Where I provide them the option of getting their act together or being asked to leave. Otherwise I'd have to lay the smackdown on their ass and send them packing.

6- You go to the grocery store and bump carts with a woman. She gets angry and chants at you in gibberish. She smiles, informing you that she has cursed you to never have sex again unless you pay for it. You roll your eyes and walk off. 2 years later and you haven't had any sexual contact with another person since that day. Do you start paying for sex or just never have sexual contact with another person again?

Wow that is really wild. First what would have happened to my wife, I mean there have been "lulls" but something that bad has never happened. But no, I'm not going to pay someone else for sex.

7- Your really good friend is going to their grandmother's house for dinner and invites you along. You make sure it is fine with their grandmother and she says to come along if you like, she has made more than enough food to feed you too. You go. While there, you accidentally break something extremely valuable to your friends grandmother. Do you hide it and pretend nothing every happened or come clean?

I'd fess up and just do what I could to repay them if possible.

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